It's the best of times and the worst of times. You're welcoming a new addition to the family, but you're now officially old. You're also an eternal babysitter. On the plus side, you can enjoy spoiling the little darlings rotten and hand them back at the end of the day before the nappies start overflowing.

Bind: hardback

Pages: 96

Dimensions: 119 x 157 mm

Publication Date: 11-07-2017

You won’t find a more loyal and loveable friend than you will in your dog. But if you’re going to cope with its boundless energy, its insatiable appetite and its total disregard for social niceties, you’re going to need survival skills: Think positively: You will get more exercise than ever before (whether you like it or not) Reassure yourself: The ‘mad puppy’ behaviour should wear off after 15 years or so. This mischievous little book will help guide you through your role as a dog owner with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.

Bind: hardback

Pages: 96

Dimensions: 111 x 154 mm

Publication Date: 09-04-2018

Freedom at last! The world of singledom, independence and wild abandon beckons! But if you’re going to last out there on your own you’ll need survival skills: Prepare yourself for: The heady joy of having the whole bed to yourself. Reassure yourself: If your marriage lasted more than 24 hours, you can tell yourself you made a decent go of it. This mischievous little book will help to see you through your divorce with tongue-in-cheek advice and hilarious illustrations.

Bind: hardback

Pages: 96

Dimensions: 111 x 154 mm

Publication Date: 13-09-2018

Finally, you’re a proper grown-up! But between the paunch and the mortgage, you’re starting to wonder if this is what you really want. You need midlife crisis survival skills: Stop calling it a midlife crisis and start calling it Teenagehood part 2. Do go to the gym occasionally. Don’t train to join the Olympic weightlifting team. This mischievous little book will help you enjoy your second youth with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.

Bind: hardback

Pages: 96

Dimensions: 111 x 154 mm

Publication Date: 13-06-2019

For years, you wanted to be treated like a proper adult, but now you are on a downhill slippery slope to a grand old age and you can’t seem to find the brakes. You need survival skills: Don’t compare yourself to the Botox-happy celebrities who are your age – wear your lines with pride. Do remember where your glasses/keys are to avoid raised eyebrows from family members. This mischievous little book will help you enjoy your latter years with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.

Bind: hardback

Pages: 96

Dimensions: 111 x 154 mm

Publication Date: 10-10-2019

It's time to embrace the slower pace! There's no denying it - you're OLD, but that comes with a lot of perks. You can say the most outrageous things and somehow get away with it. You can dress however you damn well please. And after learning from so many mistakes, you're now as wise as you are wizened. It's your time to recline, and this hilarious book will show you how it's done.

Bind: hardback

Pages: 96

Dimensions: 111 x 154 mm

Publication Date: 09-09-2021

Try not to Panic: it's only a midlife crisis. And besides, attempting to recapture your youth can be a lot of fun! Who said there's anything wrong with growing old disgracefully?

Bind: hardback

Pages: 96

Dimensions: 111 x 154 mm

Publication Date: 08-05-2017

This collection of comical verse on the ups, downs and roundabouts of being a grandparent is the perfect way to unwind after handing back the little darlings at the end of the day!

Bind: hardback

Pages: 160

Dimensions: 111 x 154 mm

Publication Date: 08-04-2016

Welcome to the start of the rest of your life! Sometimes, being a beginner can be a good thing. Sure, you wouldn’t want your pilot to announce that it’s their first ever flight while you’re 30,000 feet in the air, but everybody’s got to start somewhere. When it comes to marriage, being a beginner means you’re bound to make little mistakes – such as hogging the middle of the bed or burning the house down with your first home-cooked meal – but your partner will forgive you because they love you. And because now they’re stuck with you. Honestly, they’ll have forgotten all about it by the time you reach your silver wedding anniversary. Marriage is one big learning curve and you’re jumping in at the deep end, but the wicked and witty advice in Marriage for Beginners will ensure that you make a real splash!

Bind: hardback

Pages: 96

Dimensions: 111 x 154 mm

Publication Date: 09-05-2016

There’s a baby on its way… help! Well, how hard can it be really? We’ve all seen it done; most of us have even had parents ourselves. You’d think we’d know what to do by now, wouldn’t you? But parenthood is surrounded by very important questions: How long before I can start drinking wine again? Should the father be there at the birth – especially if he can barely remember being there at the conception? Why do nappies cost so much? And the questions don’t stop, even when the kids are grown up: When are they going to give us our first grandchild? Why are they still borrowing money off us? And will they ever move out of our house? But luckily help is at hand, and Parenting for Beginners has all the witty advice you’ll need to start your new journey in style!

Bind: hardback

Pages: 96

Dimensions: 111 x 154 mm

Publication Date: 09-05-2016